Yeah, I'm a MILF—Maiden In Local Forest! So what if the villagers have chased you out of town, you're a bit of a introvert anyway. Featuring a lovely local maiden and her unfortunate-looking dog.

Unisex tee in Oatmeal Triblend. Buttery soft fabric blend for that perfect worn in, vintage feel. 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon. Model wears size Medium.